Kit-Kat has revolutionized college life
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
My favorite part about the night at the strip club.
There was this teacher in high school who was very awkward and he told us he killed his cat accidentally by sitting on it. So for the rest of the year every time he sat down everyone would meow violently.
Lies we tell our kids. Found this from the postsecret blog.
this was hilarious until that last one
i never asked for this
It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.
It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.
how old is google?
google is 13 today